Fourteen desks.
Twenty eight chairs.
Every broker on the floor comes with two interns. This is the full tree under one boss, @CTuska, read straight from Robinhood Chain: every desk he runs, every chair he filled, every title he signed. Tap any intern to decode its badge.
Life as one of Tusk's interns.
People ask what an intern actually does here, so here is the honest version. You take a chair on a Broker's desk, you clock in, and from that day your record is public. Not a resume you write about yourself. A record the chain keeps for you.
Tusk runs the biggest desk on the floor, and he runs it kindly. He hires, he signs the titles, he answers at odd hours, and he lets the work speak before the pay. The job is simple to say and hard to fake: show up, do the thing in the open, post the receipt. The receipt is the part most people skip. On this desk you do not skip it.
The chairs around you are real people. Some are quiet, some are loud, all of them are climbing the same ladder, Freshman to Sophomore to Junior to Senior and out the far side to alumnus. You can read every one of them below, see the title they carry and the Broker they belong to, and when I know their handle I link it so you can go say hello. That is the whole spirit of the place. We are not fighting over a seat. We are building a floor together, and we would rather you knew everyone's name.
If you are thinking about taking a chair of your own, this tree is the map. Start with the Boss at the root, follow it down, and tap any chair to read its badge. Then come find me. I was a Freshman on this desk in September. I am an alumnus now, and I still clock in every day.
A desk that promotes in public.
Titles are set by the broker and written onchain. Nobody can fake them, which makes the tree a record of how a boss runs his floor. Here is what his reads.
Don’t lose the badge.
CLOCK IN is the orientation handbook for all 8,888 Stonk Interns, written for the desk of @CTuska. What an intern is, the two paychecks, how Freshman becomes Alumnus, what a title means, and the desk rules every new chair should say the same way. New: should we stake the intern at a desk?
Companion to the official intern docs · Made by Intern #2025
Every broker, both children.
Sigma is the first chair and shares the broker's number. Divergent is the second chair, the broker's number plus 4,444. The bar under each broker shows how much of the 5% cap he has handed to his two interns.
How to read an intern badge.
Every intern card on the marketplace carries the same seven lines. Learn them once on Intern #2025 and you can read any chair on the floor.
All twenty eight, in one table.
Sort by any column. Each number opens the token on the Robinhood Chain explorer, so every line here can be checked by anyone.
| Intern | Broker | Class | Job title | Share | Year | Chair |
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